London - Famed singer George Michael has come out of the closet and announced to the world that comedy is his true love and talent.
"It's true! Every since Wham! I wanted to do standup."
"Andrew Ridgely and I could never agree on who would be the straight man and who would do the funny bits. We settled on singing instead, bloody hell. Andy never stuck it out for that either."
"Shame it was, we could've been The Two Ronnies. I must admit I had the better voice and comedy licks not to mention all around Nancy Boy good looks."
"You can't imagine my unhappiness in not finding a good straight man."
"Turned me to drink it did. Lost me house and had to use public lavatories to clean myself up . . . Oh the stories!"
"Some weeks I can barely find a place to shave."
"Me dad says I can always come home and mind the Gyro stand."