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Wednesday, 1 October 2008

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David Tennant when he's angry. Possibly.

David Tennant, star of the vaguely known sci-fi show 'Doctor Who', lost his temper yesterday.

The actor, 37, who was in a cafe at the time, stunned people nearby as he leapt to his feet, took a sonic screwdriver out of his pocket with a flourish and brandished it threateningly at the person sitting opposite him, who just happened to be a female reporter interviewing him for a newspaper.

David eventually seemed to realise his screwdriver wasn't serving its purpose, so he threw it aside and proceeded to push the woman out of his way.

"She asked me when I was leaving Doctor Who, and said I looked like a ferret," the ferrit-like, unnaturally skinny star said sulkily.

When questioned whether this violence would become a regular occurrence, David didn't hesitate before nodding eagerly. "Oh yeah!" he said. "I'm actually quite feisty normally, I've just been a wee bit tired recently. I'm quite like a lion when I'm angry, I think."

This reporter would just like to draw attention again to David Tennant's extreme weediness and lack of muscle.

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