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Monday, 29 September 2008

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Guns,but where are the roses?

Malibu, Ca. (Rooterz) - Axl Rose confirms that the long awaited Guns N' Roses album Chinese Democracy will be a country album. It was reported earlier this year that the album would be a bluegrass album, but plans changed after the story broke.

"Well it originally was gonna be a bluegrass album,but some f@*cker broke that story, so I re-recorded the album as a country album", said Axl Rose.

Rose who has been working on the album since 1994 says the album will be released this year and that the songs that leaked on the internet were just to throw the fans off.

"Yeah,that was something I came up with,see the fans think that I have been working on this album since 1994, but in reality I just started working on it last year," he explained. "Yeah it was me who leaked the songs on the internet,I did that so people could have something to complain about,and that blogger that was arrested for streaming the songs, well we did that for the publicity."

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