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Sunday, 28 September 2008

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BBC Three, yesterday, and during all of November

Famous Bear-Baiting TV host Jeremy Kyle is to host the Most Annoying Most Annoying Programmes countdown on BBC Three.

BBC Three has shown a number of these Most Annoying shows, with such topics as Microwave Ovens, Television Couples, Transvestite Couples, Pop Songs, People, Magazines, Supermarket Check-Outs, Politicians, and a half hour dedicated to Chris De Burgh.

In a smorgasbord of television that is set to delight the four people who watch BBC 3, the 12 hour TV show will be shown twice a day, between now and Christmas. At Christmas a 48 marathon of the shows will be shown.

Other hosts lined up for the show including Vanessa Feltz, Keith Harris and Orville, Cuddles the Monkey, Paul Daniels and Debbie McGee. A spokesman for BBC Three told us: 'This will be real groundbreaking TV, in the best sense of the phrase. We have everyone from BBC 3 behind it, except for Ralf Little, who is filming Liver Disease, and Two Blocked Arteries, the follow up to 2 Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps, and Johnny Vegas, who is busy being Dickensian somewhere. Personally, I can't wait, it is what I pay my license fee for after all, and with it being shown all of the time, we can have a months break from work'

Piers Morgan and Davina McCall are said to be in talks for hosting the shows that look into this type of Televisual treat.

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