A 79 year old Czech Grandmother had a big shock Tuesday last when she found Elvis Presley alive and well in her basement.
She had just started spring cleaning and was searching her lower room for equipment when a light came on and the distinctive form of Elvis Presley appeared, saying "Thank-You-Very-Much". When she asked him why he was in her basement Elvis explained that his career had been there for years and nobody accepted he was dead.
Elvis admitted that now his former life as a rock n roll star could resume and he was grateful to the Granny for letting him out. However, Elvis' comeback was brief as she sicked her hound dog onto him and chased him away to the next door premises, Heratbreak Hotel.