Written by Ana Ward
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Tuesday, 30 September 2008

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Is this the end for George Michael

Out of a toilet in a darkened night club in Los Angeles, George Michael was once again caught with his pants down & his nose in crack, smoking crack.

He admitted to being in possession of a crack, but felt he should not be charged as he had enough crack to go around. He later left fled the night club to board a plane to Mozambique, on the coast of South Africa.

George Michael was seen by South African celebrity Jeremy Mansfield, who hosts 94.7's Rude Awakening morning show. Mr Mansfield was meeting with fellow workers at Mozambique's prestige pub when he spotted George's crack.

In his excitement Mr Mansfield approached the Wham singer, who was rude & refused to offer Mr Mansfield crack. In retaliation, Mr Mansfield told him to clean up his act, pull up his pants & tuck in his shirt as his "crack" was visible from the entrance of the pub.

For some reason the wham singer felt that he had to go go go before more attention was drawn to his "crack" habit.

Poor George - never a single dull moment. Wonder if he will ever get over not being with Wham?

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