Written by Ana Ward
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Monday, 29 September 2008

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Brad finally free of Angelina

George Clooney was smiling broadly on the red carpet at the Cannes Film Festival, and looking, as always, sauve. The secret to his joy is not his nomination for a dramatic performance in his latest movie, but for his bedroom antics with Brad Pitt.

The secret is finally out - as is George.

The reason Brad left Angelina in France with the whole kid gang was to meet his long lost love, not Jennifer Aniston as was reported, but his loyal friend George Clooney. Brad has been tempted to leave Angelina for several months now. George surprised him with a drag Jen look-a-like costume, so Brad folded, bent and succumbed to the well toned back muscles of his "lady" love.

He was heard whispering to George that Angelina tricked him into having more kids. He is desperate to get out of his Angie ways and have several kids with George Clooney.

What a shocker! The world is amazed, stunned but not surprised. George Clooney is a great catch by any standards.

Will Georgie's womanising days end, and will Brad be the life partner Georgie has been searching for? Watch this space for more upcoming "Bradgeorgie" news.

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