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Friday, 26 September 2008

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Working out at London's Spearmint Hippo lap dancing club this week

London - (Cheeky Ass Mess): Radical fundamentalist cleric nutter Omar Bakri Mohammed's son has been exposed as a stripper-cum-exotic pole dancer according to an editorial in this week's LA FagHagSlagMag London issue.

Nineteen year-old Bakri Omar Mohammed Bakri - known as BOMB for short - performs a daily semi-naked fire-eating and fart-lighting routine inside cages suspended over a boiling cauldron in London's Spearmint Hippo lap dancing club.

Officially his Osama Bin Laden-fellating father is aghast his son's choice of profession.

But the little chip-off-the-old-blockhead thinks Pa might come round after seeing the new radical anti-US tatto that has recently sprung up on his comely dancer's ass.

It says, quite simply, Bush Sux!

Fellow Jihadis are in hiding.

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