Usually contentious by day and tranquil by night, the hometown of cartoon characters has been thrown into 24-7 turmoil by the appointment of Sarah Palin to the Republican Veep.
One camp led by Boris and Natasha Nogoodenoff have become fanatical Palin supporters. Party commissar Boris explained: "Ve ave been trying to keel Moose and squirrel for years now. Sarah keels , butchers, cooks and eats moose stuffed squirrel, called Rocky's mountain moosters. Plus Palin iz practically Roosian excepy for the Bering strait."
As could be predicted the opposition party is led by none other than Rocky the flying squirrel and his Moose sidekick, Bullwinkle. Rocky talked about the tragic time Bullwinkle's first love, cowwinkle was blasted, skinned and dressed right before his eyes by some backwoods bimbo with a beehive hairdo. Tennessee Tuxedo, animated cartoon penguin told a crowd of rabid Palin haters that once should told the Union of Alaskan Penguin Film Actors that fears of global warming were just more arctic animal whining.
King and Queen of Toontown Mickey Mouse and Daisy Duck are reportedly opposing Conservative Republican efforts to define marriage as involving a male and a female mouse.