As the Republicant delegates defied all ecological wisdom and feverishly chanted "Drill, Baby Drill" like psychopaths out of There Will Be Blood, John McCain got an idea.
Knowing that the senile inarticulate ass would be badly whupped by the erudite and intelligent Barack Obama, McCain looked over at his VPILF running mate and inveterate moose killer, Sarah Palin, and thought..."Yeah, drill, baby drill!"
That's when debate phobic McCain decided to cancel all debates and challenge Obama to a drill the VP contest. Inspired by the sexual olympics in Fellini's film Casanova, McCain proposed that each presidential candidate get in on with their VP.
Always loquacious Obama and his even more motor-mouthed mate , Joe Biden were dumb struck by the challenge.After recovering from the shock,the ambitious Obama told the American people and Joe Biden ...I've heard about the down low so let's go at it down low! Biden was heard to give his only one word answer in political history: Gulp!