The well known and much loved bald dwarf Phil Collins has had a sudden fall back to earth.
After huge hits in the 1980's and a revival with Genesis last year Phil has been told by his Doctor that it is the new millennium and not 1987.
Phil (68) was upset and shocked at this sudden news. He had been clutching at his 80's fame and been riding its shirt tail for over 20 years.
Phil commented "I can't believe its not the 80's anymore and to find out that Margaret Thatcher isn't in power anymore is devastating".
Phil will enter re-hab and hopefully with some therapy he will be able to adjust.