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Thursday, 25 September 2008

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Nicole Kidman yesterday sensationally revealed how she became pregnant during a swim near a waterfall in Kununurra, Australia during recent filming.

Kidman, 53, revealed how the mysterious life-giving properties of the water had caused her to become pregnant during filming of her forthcoming film 'Australia'.

Asked how she had become pregnant given that her husband, country music star Keith Urban, was away recording a new album in Los Angeles, she replied that it must have been miraculous properties of the waters.

The water in the area seems to have been very potent indeed, as seven other women working on the film became pregnant after swimming in the water.

Coincidentally, former porn star Rocky "the bone" Johnson made his debut in the same film after recently transitioning from porn to the main stream film industry. Johnson was reportedly spotted swimming a few times in the same area of water, but reported no ill-effects.

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