(Duchless Orgsamics) The Prince of Wales and Duchless Orgasmics proudly announce the development of an all organic cotton tampon.
The Duchess of Cornwall and her husband have had an interest in Feminine Hygiene products since the beginning of their long courtship. The cotton is hand-picked by serfs and processed locally.
In the past, what had been mistaken as a personal call, and which the press blew-up into the so-called "Camillagate" scandal was in actuality a discussion concerning product development and promotion.
The Prince explained to the local press corps "It is the romantic feel of organic cotton Duchless Orgasmics strives to produce, and one feels that the women of Great Britain have been waiting a long time for such a quality product to address their needs."
His Royal Highness smiled nervously when Camilla, the Duchess of Cornwall, echoed this sentiment saying "it's been such a long time since I had a good one."
After the press conference their Royal Highnesses generously invited everyone down to the local pub for a "good knees up," where rumor has it the Duchess entertained the lucky press corps with her karaoke rendition of "It's Raining Men."