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Wednesday, 17 September 2008

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The British Queen was "Miserable and a bit Gloomy" yesterday !

The Spoof can exclusively reveal that the Disgraced Pop Paedo Pervert Gary Glitter will be recording in the studio with disgraced dirty disciple Judas Iscariot.

Judas "Thirty Pieces" Isacriot

An insider who has never met Judas or Gary told the Spoof " The pair met over a light lunch, last week and decided to cut an album together whilst sharing a 'Dennis the Menance' style Knickerbockerglory. Yes...it was the type of treat cartoon 'Gangsta' Dennis Da Menance buys when he scams money from his dad and that 'shirt-lifter' Walter Softy. I think their first course was a big pile of mash potatoes with sausages randomly sticking out, but I am not sure, as I wasn't there at the time".

"Shocked and Outraged But Not Crazy"

Onlookers were visibly shocked to see the disgusting duo out in public. One eye-witness who was not there at the time stated " I have very young children and fear for their safety if men such as these are allowed to roam the street eating ices and other tasty treats".

"Cavorting"

Another eye-witnesses remarked " Its time to bring back National Service it would knock some sense into men like these. In my day we would have had seven shades of poo beaten out of us if we cavorted in public this way."

"Devious Skiving Old Codgers"

We told the eye-witness that even if the UK did bring back National Service, the sickening duo would deviously be over the maximum age of 25years, as pervert popster Glitter is 64 and Dirty Double Dealing Disciple Judas is 1845 years old.

"Ugly"

Our eye-witness stated he would be petitioning the Home Secretary to change his mind and his tie, which he also found "highly unattractive".

"Foot-Tappers From Hell"

Inside sources at the Daily Spoof have discoverd Judas and Gary will be singing various "oldies" such as "Bits and Thirty Pieces", "The Final Countdown and Supper", " Walk on by and on water" and "Bad Boys".

"Glitter's Secret Idenity Revealed"

A close friend of pervert Glitter real name "Rumplestilskin" stated "While I have never met Mr Rumplestilskin or Judas, I can never forgive them for what they did to me as a child. My life is ruined and I need to tell my story to warn others. The fifty thousand grand you have given me, has nothing to do with me telling my story".

"Glitter Deviously Hiding In Own Home"

Devious desperate Glitter is now thought to be in hiding from the press and Judas is thought to be in hiding from God. Doubting Thomas a former disciple told us he was "shocked" and "appalled" at the pairing of the disgraced disgusting despicable demonic duo.

"Religious Doxy"

Former prossie and Jesus's best pal Mary of Magdala said " I hope the album doesnt go to number one at Christmas, it would be a slap in the face for Jesus".

"The Monarch Lashes Out"

The Queen was unavailable for comment but our inside source stated she looked "miserable" and "a bit gloomy" yesterday.

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