Sarah Palin wants to protect every fertilzed egg, blastocyst, embryo fetus and new born human child while she would kill every Alaskan wolf with a Russian Kalachnicoff from a Chinese made heliocopter. There is no caribou or moose safe from slayer Sarah. Polar bears are white with fear and seals are scared stiff while walruses' tusks tremble with terror.
Anti-censorship librarians are buying flak jackets , museum directors are building bomb shelters and unpopular brother's-in -law are swimming to Siberia. Community organizers have never felt so disorganized from panic.
pro-Life Palin on the other hand has breathed new life into the pork barrel projects of crab procreation and the propagation of the Alaskan tse tse fly known for putting voters to sleep.