The contents of Heather Mills McCartney's new novel has been exclusively revealed to this reporter.
Her novel, entitled, My Life as a History of Soups shows Mill's love for soup throughout her life. Title headings include Minestrone for Two, Batchelor's soup for One, Spicy Parsnip and other Vegetables I have known, and the one which is likely to be the most controversial, Tomato soup and Lennon and Lime Pie.
A publisher from Mill's firm said: 'This book promises to be a water shed moment for celebrity biography. It combines salaciousness private detail, which it cannot possibly benefit the world to know about, and recipes for Soup. We expect it to fly out of the shops, and into a remainder's bin in no time at all'.
Paul McCartney was not available for comment, as his similar autobiography 'Things I have bought from W.H. Smith's' is also to be written, and will hit the shops at the same time that his former wives tome does.
Speaking to us earlier a somewhat confused Richard and Judy said: 'This is quite a conundrum for us, as we really don't wish one of these two literary bricks we should through our support behind'
The Frog Chorus song, featuring Paul McCartney, and Sarah Palin on autotuned vocals is now available as a digital download.