Sarah Palin, Vice President of the future has asked the Oscar winning screenwriters Matt Damon and Ben Affleck to write a hit block-busting film for her.
The film, provisionally titled 'Good Moose Hunting' will feature Palin, comedy legend Billy Connelly, and the Moose from the opening credits of hit comedy Northern Exposure, who has not had any work since the series ended.
Palin told us, in between a Beauty Pageant and making a casserole: 'I am very busy at the moment, and don't have time to write a hit presidential film, so I asked Ben and Matt to do it. They are supporting Barrack as well, but I know that that won't matter. You know what these big stars are like, don't you?'
We are led to believe that for the story to end happily one of the lead characters has too go through a lot of trauma, and become a stronger person at the end. We asked the Moose what he thought, but his head hung from a wall at Camp David, so we may have left it a bit too late.