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Saturday, 13 September 2008

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"Julia, you ain't getting none of this!"

'Charlie Wilson's War' actress Julia Roberts has confessed to converting to a lesbian for socialite Paris Hilton.

An insider has reported that Roberts, 40, gushed repeatedly,"She's young, she's blonde, and I can imagine her naked".

Hilton, 27, is reported to be apalled. "Ew, that is like, disgusting! She's probably more than three times my age!"

A close friend isn't so sure that Paris has revealed her true feelings or not. "I don't know, Paris has been keeping everything in her bra, lately. It's hard to tell."

Neither party has confessed as to if the two have considered going the next step or not.

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