Written by Warren Redlich
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Monday, 8 September 2008

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Redlich enjoys nude photos of Sarah Palin

Spoof Writer Warren Reldich has fallen into a deep funk. Reldich had ridden to a remarkable high after his magnum opus, Sarah Palin Nude, became a smash hit on the internet.

After reaching the top of the heap in Spoof writing, Reldich suddenly became a target of other writers. Their petty jealousy led to numerous attack spoofs depicting Reldich, accurately, as a cheesy, whiney, sex-crazed politician and lawyer who masturbates to nude photos of Sarah Palin, gay porn, and so on. These attacks didn't hurt at first, but they did take their toll.

The real damage came when, inevitably, Sarah Palin Nude dropped off the charts. As Reldich began his descent down the Top Writers list, he sank into a deep depression. He knew that he might never again reach the top of that lofty hill. Faced with the reality that all his life amounted to was a brief moment in the sun, he began to confront his own mortality.

Then he realized it was just a silly website, and that he had a real life to get back to. And yet ... someday ... perhaps he might again stumble on lightning. Will it be Chelsea Clinton naked? Or will Ron Paul run for President again in his 80s? Perhaps this tale has not yet ended.

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