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Monday, 8 September 2008

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My Homie's Home

Chicago Il-- Michelle Obama, the beautiful, talented spouse of The One will appear on 'Oprah' tomorrow. It will be Michelle's professional singing debut. She is already adored by billions. She is gifted beyond all human understanding. Only The One is more adored. She will sing her theme song, God Damn America, and all the world will worship her for all eternity!

The Most Marvelous Michelle, spouse of The One, is blessed with a perfect contralto voice. She wrote the song herself while she was mating with The One. It is printed here because she is so holy and magnificent, she even thinks about the little people.

God Damn America!
Land I is from!
Stand aside now,
And die now!
'Cause you's white, ain't I right--and you's dumb!

From the crack house
to the ho house
to the White House
whitey moans!

God Damn America
My homie's home
God Damn America
My homie's home!

Michelle and Oprah will then discuss The One, and how unfair the news media has been to Him. The two ladies will then burn some American flags for fun and watch as the poll numbers for The One continue to climb.

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