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Sunday, 7 September 2008

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TWIN TWEEN icons Dylan and Cole Sprouse have been caught in the middle of some pregnancy rumours involving Selena Gomez. Cole Sprouse was dating Gomez at the time, but things got a little out of hand after the boy's 16th birthday party.

After the party, the twins and their closest friends went back to the Sprouse's home in California somewhere. Dylan Sprouse allegedly followed Selena into the bathroom, and that's where it all started.

I spoke to Selena about this:"I came out of the bathroom and Dylan was just standing in the hall." she said. "He grabbed me and pulled me into a room. We lay down on the bed and the next thing I knew, we were-well you know, doing it!"

Dylan Sprouse told us in a private interview: "Selena is so beautiful. I was so jealous of Cole when he came home and announced he was dating Selena." When we asked him about how it happened, he said:"It was my first time, so I was nervous.I didn't want to switch the light on in case someone saw us. I just remember pushing, and fumbling, and then exploding when she gave me a- well, some oral encouragement."

Unknowing of the goings on in the bedroom that night, Cole told us privately:"I decided that that night was the time to face my fears and do Selena. I remember her sweet lips on me, and how she rode me hard. It was awesome for our first time."

Selena also said:"I did it with Cole that night, and we did it several times after that too. I never did it with Dylan again, though we did lock ourselves in the bathroom and have a little fun. We didn't go as far as we did last time though."

Selena quickly became pregnant and it was a shock to everyone. Naturally, everyone thought the baby was Cole's, but after that one-night stand, who knows?

We will be watching closely as this story unfolds. Keep reading for more news.

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