A long lost script to a new old film has recently been unearthed in a garage in Kettering.
Carry on Spying was thought to be the final script that the original cast of the Carry on Films were meant to be working on. It was apparently a light spoof of the James Bond Franchise.
Jim Dale was cast as James Pond, whilst Charles Hawtrey was cast in the role of the evil Mastermind Cloggsoff, with an aversion to Cat Hair. Sid James and Bernard Bresslaw played Heavies, who were also involved in a love triangle with a Persian smuggler. Hattie Jacques took on the role as a stern Prison officer, whilst Barbara Windsor played the role of nightclub dancer Innuendo.
A sample of the script is:
Pond: Bartender, I will have a Double Entendre.
Bartender: I'll give you one sir.