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Saturday, 6 September 2008

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McCain gave 1st lady some Who-Ha during a Presidential dry spell... so vote for me!

John McCain in yet another desperate attempt at luring dissed and disaffected Clinton supporters told the spoof.milf that he gave intimate support to first lady Clinton while Prez Bill had his who-Ha who-Had.

I, POW McCain not only suffered in the torture chambers of the Hanoi Hilton, I also got really painfully close to Hillary R-C when her husband was engaged in not having sexsual relations with the woman who had Bill's billiousness on her denim dress.

" What further proof does this nation need that I will endure the worst torments imaginable? Isn't this the first and foremost qualification for succeeding the Bush fiasco?!"

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