Who thought when they tuned into the RNC that they would see a costume malfunction that would show a 72 year old dinosaur's backside? But do it goes, as Vonnegut once wrote.
In a desperate attempt to recover his dangerous maverick, Flyboy J.McC refused to talk to the party favor-ites in St Paul while he desperately courted every non-Republican in the country first!
McCain advisor, Pissen Indawind, told the spoof.fullmoonie that the campaign advisors knew that there was not one person at the convention who would vote for a black, not even the 11 blacks:
"So we went after the disillusioned and the disaffected and the generally dissed. We went back to the McCain My Maverick scenario even though it is older than liederkranz cheese and probably smells worse!"