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Saturday, 6 September 2008

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Cheney tried to tell Republicans; Palin has given birth to the reality

The negative growth population of the Republican party looks like the results from the Italian census.Thet haven't replaced their dead, and that's counting the walking dead and the undead, since 1984!

So the baby boom inside the blooming bellies of Christian teen moms across America is a welcomed fetal development. No wonder Bristol Palin and her stautory Rapist soon to be hubbie received standing ovations at the RNC.

Life long Iowa Republican 110 year old Noah S Ark told the spoof. jailbait that Bristol Palin is the new poster baby havin' a baby: " We need fresh young blood in the party! And Sarah Palin's family seems to poppin''em out better than Orville Redenbacher.Republican demographers are now calling themseves Repubographers

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