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Friday, 5 September 2008

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Pitt has been dumped.

After a long and uncerimonious four word spat between her partner Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie has ended the three year old relationship that has had global media attention.

Jolie is reported to have being seen slapping Pitt before screaming at him, "You want to much! I can only have so many babies at a time! Go to hell, you horny bastard!"

The Brangelina couple have six children, including three adopted ones: Maddox, Pax, and Zahara, as well as three biological children: Shiloh, Knox, and Vivienne (the last two of these born twins recently).

An insider has divulged that Pitt was wanting to have triplets this time around. "It's all too much pressure on(Jolie)."

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