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Friday, 5 September 2008

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Sarah Palin's intimidating collection of balls

Sarah Palin's 17 year old daughter is believed to have conceived a child with an 18 year old man. In Alaska such matters are considered part of nature which is why most Alaskan men never venture out of the wilderness of the 49th state.

When the daddy of the minor child came to St Paul however all bets were off. The local police dragged the pedophile from the stage of the RNC and placed the sex abuser in jail where civilized states believe they belong.

Palin with the same private lawyer who is defending her for castrating her former brother in law went to the St P jail to demand the release of almost son in law.

Palin told the arresting officer: "Believe me! When he saw my former brother in law's balls hanging from my gunbelt, he proposed in record time. This is a legal marital union almost despite what the Bible and the state of Minnesota says! And anyone who thinks McCain is the real father must never have seen the old codger naked..."

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