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Thursday, 4 September 2008

image for Sandra Bullock says Palin was original role model for Miss Congeniality movie
At least she's not 95% bald like Cindy McCain...

Los Angeles - (Lipstick Pitbull Bitch Mess): Hollywood actress Sandra Bollox said today that the 2000 smash-hit movie Miss Congenital Liar was loosely based on Sarah Palin's own 1984 Miss Alaska award.

Palin, 44, was sponsored by the Wasilla Gay Athletic Christian Fish Wives Fellowship.

She won the pageant's top accolade plus a university scholarship to develop her unique talents to doctoral faeces level.

"There's a lot of Sarah Palin in the 2000 movie," Bollox said today after watching the GOP Femme Fatale in St Paul, Minnesota.

"A gun-totin' redneck with a penchant for non-exfoliated
redwood-sized leg hairs...that's Sarah down to a T!"

Cindy McCain is 95% bald.

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