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Thursday, 4 September 2008

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Many rich Repubs thought Roy and Trigger were a famous polo pair

More Republican delegates in the Twin cities RNC remembered Roy Rogers and Dale Evans as the greatest American first couple than knew the name of the last Republican in the White House.

That is probably the reason why the seriously white and senile throng threw themseves on the floor for Palin kids named after Roy and Dale's horse and dog.

"Any family that honors those brave animules by naming their children after them deserves to lead our nation even if their only experience is renting snowshoes and drying blubber!", an ancient pale delegate, who couldn't remember his name or his state, said.

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