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Wednesday, 3 September 2008

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Electronic Arts (EA) has finally launched the long-awaited videogame 'Spore' to the delight of gamers worldwide. Creationists however are not so happy.

"This game is apparently all about Evolution so we have decided to deny its existence" said prominent creationist Julie Moult. "When I go into these shops I will simply refuse to see it on the shelves. I will be blind to the adverts on TV and if my little Jimmy wants to play it I will tell him that there is no such thing."

Electronic Arts were said to be surprised by the news. "It's only a game " said Chas Endave, an EA spokesman. "Why don't these people do something useful with their lives, instead of trying to reinvent science."

A spokesman for God said "In a way he invented this game, creationism AND evolution. That's a bit of a headf**k for you isn't it?"

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