In yet another incredible combination and permutation to the McCain- Sarah Palin- Bristol Palin soap opera, Republican candie Johnny McC appears to have fathered with arm candy VP candie Sarah Palin.
But that child was really the fetus from Mccain's sperm implanted in Sarah's 17 year old daughter Bristol. Sarah in true compassionate conservative manner had the embryo ripped from her daughter's womb and implanted in hers so she could spare her irresponsible potential running mate and lustful daughter the difficulty of a scandal that might ruin her political future.
Another pregnancy occurred , once more with Bristol and McCain as the major players. Personal responsibility Sarah demanded that her potential running mate and her oh so lascivious offspring really own up to their decision this time.
At last count McCain is the father of Bristol's current fetus while as father of Bristol's first fetus implanted into her mother's womb, it would seem that the Republican hopeful was in fact his own child's grandfather.
The RNC is expected to unveil the blessed events as proof of McCain's youthful virilty, God's miraculous blessing on the aged and Republican courageous commitment to a pro-life agenda!