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Tuesday, 2 September 2008

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Two-fingers to J.K.R.

J.K.R. the creator of blockbusting fantasy wizard superstar; Harry Potter, is today desperately trying to stop the release of a blue movie starring Daniel Radcliffe.

Radcliffe plays the part of a Wizard who's party trick is, well...wanking.

But the wizard is not just any old wanker, as his penis is invisible which affords some very, very funny moments to be portrayed. For instance, in one scene we see him at Buckingham Palace receiving his knighthood. Her Majesty touches his shoulder with her sword and asks him to get-up from his kneeling position.

He tries to rise but is in the middle of a wank (of course to onlookers it appears he has neuromuscular problems , as in apparently uncontrolable shaking and muscle spasms). Anyway, the Queen bends down to help him up at the same moment he empties 4 weeks worth of semen into her face...

The film has other story lines too. As in Lord Voldemort ¨The Gay Wizard¨ who has a sensational crush on Harry. Not to mention the Wizard's Wench (Hermione Granger) who has multiple vaginas - and wants to kill Harry by F****** him to death.

A spokesperson for filmmakers, Fallen Wizard Productions said

¨JKR can do what she f****** wants, she is not going to stop the wanking wizard. Besides, she better be careful as our next production is about wicked witch authors who cast spells on innocent children through writing books¨

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