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Topics: Sarah Palin

Tuesday, 2 September 2008

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Young lad's TV made for some sharp shooting by Governor Oakley

Wedding arrangements in Alaska where there is a definite shortage of womenfolk often involve luring the ladies from the south forty eight. When there is a native Alaskan lass... the males in rut are often beating down the door.

This may explain the large number of PWG's in the frigid frontier of the 49th state(Parents with Guns). Shot guns apparently become the weapon of choice when one of the laddies and the lassies run off to an ice flow for a romantic rendezvous beneath the northern lights.

Fortunately Alaskan Governor Sarah Palin is pretty handy with the 12 gauge and so young expectant Bristol Palin will be a bride and the father of her right to life fetus is said to have answered the pistol packing Mama Palin:" YYYYeeessss....MMMaaammm!" The young lad will be saying I do as surely as he dodood himself looking down the double barrel of the Lady Governor's persuasiveness.

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