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Sunday, 31 August 2008

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Is that that bloke from that thing?

Following X Files star David Duchovny's admittance to a clinic for Sex Addicts, his former X Files Co-Star Gillian Anderson admitted in a frank interview, that unless she has a regular fix of oxygen, she will die.

The Bleak House star admitted the addiction, which is thought to effect every living organism within the Earth's atmosphere in a tearful interview with Oprah Winfrey.

The mega-rich celebrity and one time actress asked Anderson how she would cope now that the world knew about her condition. 'I will just try to get by as best I can' said Anderson to a patronising audience applauding her.

In the same interview, Oprah Winfrey admitted she quite liked Oxygen, Television, and reading, to which an audience member shouted, 'You go, Girl'

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