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Sunday, 31 August 2008

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Sarah Palin sucks hard

Every beauty pageant contestant has to have two big things in her favor. besides those two "Reasons" there is also the talent contest. Some do card tricks. Others sinf opera. While still more twirl and stroke batons.

Sarah Palin played the flute and while she pursed her voluptous lips around the aperture of the long stiff instrument, Alaskan judges sat as if frozen in time.Miss Wasilla, Alaska population 6,000 not counting moose did not win Miss Alaska that year but one judge the honorary John Mccain never forgot that sight. Later in the hotel room he told the contestant that she played a mean skin flute and that some day it would pay off!

Well that day has come as the former Miss wasilla, Alaska, TV sportscaster, snowmobile renter, Wasilla City Council Woman, and Alska Governor for almost two years, has fulfilled the prophetic words of the POW beauty pageant judge! Sarah it is true will suck hard as a VPILF candie!

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