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Friday, 29 August 2008

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Another helpless victim of sex addiction

David Duchovny the 48 year old star of X-files walked into the Sex Rehab clinic in California and immediately set about 'getting it on with the hotties'.

Davids agent told us "It all started as a bet that David couldn't sleep with every single woman in California. He approached the challenge in a very scientific manner and figured that the women in sex clinics would be easiest to nail first. Last on his list is the Pasadena weight watchers club and the Nunnery in Santa Barbara."

Duchovny who publicly apologised for his role in the film 'Evolution' said 'Hey baby, come to Poppa' when approached by Nancy Grace for a statement.

Nancy Grace is currently unavailable for comment

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