Mumbai - (Tasteless Crap Mess): Bollywood actress Shilpa Shetty has hinted that 'having a vagina like a landfill site' is more likely than bad karma to be responsible for Celebrity Big Racist ranter Jade Goody's medical woes.
The Big Boss star told reporters that she empathised with Goody's health plight and wished her well ahead of a proposed vaginal bypass operation.
"Doctors can work miracles with overstretched, shagged-out human tissue these days, can't they?" Shetty mused.
Goody meanwhile returned to London, oddly enough perhaps on a Virgin Airlines scheduled flight - before checking in to the Royal Freak Hospital in Hampstead.
Surgeons will open her up on Monday.