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Topics: Movies, Pig, Babe

Wednesday, 20 August 2008

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Babe 3 accused of using Ham Actors

Hollywood CA - Following the success of 'Babe' and 'Babe 2- Pig in the City', Steven Sielberg announced today that his Dreamworks Company has bought the rights for a third fim: 'Babe 3 - Piggy in the middle'.

In the third episode of the pork franchise, action begins when farmer Hoggit and his wife have had enough of the whining weaner and ritually slaughter Babe during a pagan festival.

The remains of the pig are then turned into bacon and slapped between two pieces of bread, hence the 'pig in the middle' title.

The sandwich is bought from a New York Deli by a tramp, played, naturally, by Jude Law. During a failed bank heist, Law drops the sandwich and it gets into the sewer system where some apparently, challenged Turtles, after nibbling away for a bit, they realise that resurrecting the sandwich could be more lucrative than 'Mummy 3'.

After the rat-master mumbles something incoherent, there are lots of those Hollywood bangs, flashes and CGI's and the sandwich goes on to restore world peace, reduce oil prices to $10 a barrel and make everyone in the cinema go "Aww".

The duck will not reprise his earlier roles as he was eaten during the Chinese Olympic demand for crispy quackers. Vegans say that the film is a disgusting exploit of Jude Law and will boycott all Jude law meat products

Spielberg says that the film will be shot in 10 days, if it doesn't get better.

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