Written by Ben Macnair
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Monday, 18 August 2008

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Former Monkee, Davy Jones

Noel 'Oscar the Grouch' Gallagher has been spouting his opinion again, to any newspaper that has any space to fill. The Songwriter, and former friend of Tony Blair has seen the fortunes of his band, Blur, fall in recent times.

The outspoken fan of the Beatles has offended fans of The Monkees by comparing the pre-fab four to the Kaiser Chiefs.

Daydream Believer, Davy Jones said: 'Who are the Kaiser Chiefs? Oh, them. No, I think that they are much more like Showaddywaddy. Ask Jimmy Saville what he thinks'

'Now then, now then, Guys and Girls' said a somewhat confused Peter Tork. Michael Nesbitt is believed to be on The Last Train to Clarksville, whilst Mickey Dolenz has not been seen for a while.

The normally publicity fearing Elton John said that whatever Noel says is fine with him.

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