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Monday, 24 May 2004

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Elton John: Cadillac Man

Elvis Presley has sold one of his pink Cadillac's to another rock legend, Elton John. Or at least he'd like you to believe that.

A man who claims to be Presley was spotted at a Cadillac dealership selling John a new pink 2004 DeVille. The car comes with 15-disc CD changer, power adjustable driver's seat, moonroof, OnStar navigation system and a silhouette of the King of Rock everywhere. "It's a hell of a ride. I wanna thank Elvis for selling me that car," John said in his Atlanta home.

The silhouettes are stitched into the leather seats, and they can also be found on the dashboard, grille, rear fenders and trunklid. There's even an Elvis silhouette hiding underneath both the hood and the trunk.

John wants to record an album of Presley songs. Asked if he has any plans, he said: "Well, I'm gonna put on my Blue Suede Shoes, get my Hound Dog and dance to the Jailhouse Rock!"

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