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Topics: Marriage, goth

Friday, 15 August 2008

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Fielding, being kissed by two munters.

Goth Detectives Noel Fielding and Russell Brand have been married in a drunken civil partnership on a trip to Las Vegas. The comedy duo are notorious womanisers, seen pictured with many different women in a single week.

Fielding, 35, has also been with a long-term girlfriend, Dee Morgan, who frequently turns a blind eye to his many love affairs including his weekend trip to Thailand with singer Courtney Love. Brand, 33, has also been seen settling down with current 'girlfriend' Emma.

Both men have been seen kissing each other, and Fielding other men, on stage during Teenage Cancer Trust gigs and have decided to take the next drunken step with each other.

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