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Sunday, 17 August 2008

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Obama promised racist voters that he did not look at any of these white ...things

Bill Clinton has advised all of Hillary's die hard supporters to remove their Hillary T-Shirts as a sign of support for Barack Obama.

State by state, the campaign workers for Senator Clinton have complied as the first ever topless demonstration for a US candidate for President was launched.( A mindless demonstration occurred in 2000 and 2004 election days for George W Bush).

Former President and Impeached Pervert Clinton (now his official title) smiled with glee at the successful prank. Senator Clinton used to her husband's sophomoric moronism asked the media seeking an interview if they noticed that the sun rose this morning.

Obama who seemed to have missed the practical joke gave a profound speech on the importance of including nudist in the political process but also was careful to show deference to more modest and particular members of the electorate: "This black man looked away at all of those topless white women whose votes my campaign would welcome!"

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