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Sunday, 17 August 2008

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"Woooo-Haw!"

Rock star Ted Nugent surprized everyone in a local Michigan Walmart when he rode in on a gigantic duck just a few days ago.

"Woooo-Haw!" yelled the musician. "This is sure one son of a bitchin big duck! Bet they don't do THIS in France!"

Nugent was there to buy dish washing soap. The other patrons of the store seemed a bit confused and the 12 foot high duck raised some eyebrows.

"Is this a parade or something. Is that a float? Where would someone get such a big duck?" asked one man who was there to get a box fan.

"This is a clean, kick ass duck!" exclaimed Nugent. "High on life and rock and roll, and no government can tell you not to ride a huge duck! Tell 'em the "Nuge" said that. So lets kick it with a big bottle of "Grease Buster" for dishes" the rocker said as he paid for the dish soap. He then asked if the store took a debit card. He was told yes and said "Then ring it up, I've got some dirty dishes who need their butts whipped. I am HUGE in the kitchen!"

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