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Tuesday, 19 August 2008

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The dark Knight goes limp as XXX-Files lights up the summer night!

The once geeky and somewhat brainiac X files TV phenom has found a new path to success by transforming itself into a XXX- Files sexsual whodunit with whom and how many times every which way! Mulder has stopped muttering and in the new X-Files on fire, he only hems and haws over a parade of burnin' babes. Inspector Skully has abandoned her reserve and is now inspectin' every one of the boyz that come her way...and boyz does she have her way with them!

The new Batman: The Dark Knight was ruling the box office as if he was Obama schooling McCain until XXX-Files started to light up the dark night! Now the summer movie of the season has everyone seizin' on the Mulder-Skully sexsual Journey to the Center of...Yeah!

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