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Tuesday, 19 August 2008

It has recently been confirmed that teen songstress Miley Cyrus's on-again, off-again romance with fellow Disney icon and hearthrob Nick Jonas is in fact, off. The Hannah Montana star hasn't actually said anything to confirm this, but her actions speak a lot louder than her words.

Confessing to have just returned from a stint in rehab, Miley has accepted that her case of severe depression was caused by heartache for Nick. The fifteen year old was said to be "distraught" when she heard that her honey was seen flirting with fellow Disney actress and Nick's Camp Rock cast mate, Demi Lovato. "I couldn't bear to see Nick with anyone else and I knew I had to do anything to get him back."

The recent controversial photos in Vanity Fair are said to be a desperate plea from Miley to get Nick to notice her again. The photos, which are incredibly suggestive and provocative, are a ploy to show him that she's "not just another teen pop sensation" and that there's more to her than meets the eye. She's desperately hoping that Nick will think she's "bold and artistic" after he sees the shots, and switch his affections from Demi Lovato and back to her.

If this last ditch attempt to win back her boyfriend doesn't work, Miley has mentioned to her record label that she really wants to release a song she wrote herself for Nick called "Barenaked Under a Sheet."

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