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Topics: Naked, Hulk Hogan

Thursday, 24 July 2008

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Los Angeles - (Bare Ass Mess): Luscious blonde stunner Brooke Hogan has been offered $5 million to pose in the nude for the LA FagHagSlagMag Xmas issue.

The ten page centerfold will see Brooke, 20, emulate her wrestler father albeit in a series of striptease shots centered on a women's mud wrestling pit.

But instead of dirt the 36-24-34 beauty will be wallowing in chocolate flavor mousse.

"Sure there'll be a degree of autoeroticism in the photomontage," her agent said today, "climaxing in a superb pilates-cum-yoga body twist pose.

"Think Lotus Position meets Little Miss Muffsucker."

Brooke apparently needs the money to help improve her mind.

Next year she's planning on enroling at University to study tantric sex tuition techniques.

"That should shut up her Mom and the 19 year old classmate of Brooke's that she's humping," LA FagHagSlagMag's editor said today.

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