Written by Pointer
Print this
Topics: Old People, Golf

Thursday, 24 July 2008

image for Bucket List Aboard Golf Cart!
Sixty is the new Forty!

Two old codgers drive a golf cart through downtown Retirementville! This seemed to be the Republican commercial for its bid for the future leadership of the US of A while the Democrats paraded their boy on a triumphant tour of the most troubled regions of the world.

GOP (Grandpa Old Poopiepants) explained their strategy: "The baby boomers are grandma's and grandpa's! They are the new majority of voters and their vote is as dependant for us as their Depends is to them!"

Democrats disagreed:" The new 60 is 40 and the baby boomers are playin' one on one with Obama! They've always wanted a cool brutha to be their main man and his success depends on nothing but the white man's brutha love!"

Make Pointer's day - give this story five thumbs-up (there's no need to register, the thumbs are just down there!)

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

More by this writer

View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story


Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!


What's 5 plus 3?

9 14 22 8
48 readers are online right now!

Go to top

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more