Two old codgers drive a golf cart through downtown Retirementville! This seemed to be the Republican commercial for its bid for the future leadership of the US of A while the Democrats paraded their boy on a triumphant tour of the most troubled regions of the world.
GOP (Grandpa Old Poopiepants) explained their strategy: "The baby boomers are grandma's and grandpa's! They are the new majority of voters and their vote is as dependant for us as their Depends is to them!"
Democrats disagreed:" The new 60 is 40 and the baby boomers are playin' one on one with Obama! They've always wanted a cool brutha to be their main man and his success depends on nothing but the white man's brutha love!"