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Wednesday, 23 July 2008

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Waxwork true to life say reviews

London - (Rotters): A waxwork of singer Amy Winehouse trashing notorious Camden boozer Madame Two Swords during a punch-up with local crack dealers has been unveiled in London.

The six foot effigy comes with high-tech audio add-ons which eff and blind in North London patois as visitors approach the exhibit podium.

A torrent of tequila slammer vomit spurts from her slobbering mouth at wax figures of Dave Skunk and Roger Shagnasty, rival coke dealers from the neighboring Whorely Arms.

Singer Pete Doherty is seen lurking in the background rolling a splif while Winehouse husband Flake Bleeder-Weevil negotiates a spot of GBH on the pub landlord.

Reviews by Rolling Stoned magazine and LA FagHagSlagMag have hailed the montage as an authentic tribute to Camden night life.

"All that's missing is that bit of arson in the boozer next door when Kate Moss's bong went accidentally into over-drive."

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