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Monday, 21 July 2008

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Is this a Kardashian?

A new survey by USA Today has discovered that most Americans do not know what exactly a Kardashian is. This is not surprising, as this reporter really isn't all that sure either.

When asked the question: What is a Kardashian?, respondents were given the following choices:

  1. A skanky woman from a skanky family on a skanky reality television show.
  2. A person from the city or country of Kardashia.
  3. A piece of clothing (example: He wore a blue kardashian to the meeting).
  4. An alien in one of the Star Trek television series.
  5. I don't know and I don't care unless it involves me getting sex or a large amount of money.

The responses to the question were as follows:

  1. 1%
  2. 28%
  3. 14%
  4. 19%
  5. 38%

While the correct answer was #1, the most popular was #5.

The Kardashians are actually the stars of a television reality series, Keeping Up With the Kardashians. Before that, they were models or singers or just Hollywood skanks or something. I really don't care who they are, however, unless I get sex or money.

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