The House of Commons has rushed through legislation banning Big Brother housemate Rebecca Shiner from constantly showing off her flabby baps.
The House, which is going into recess for the summer, held the emergency vote following complaints from constituents across the country to their MPs. Big Brother producers had refused to ban Bex from revealing her saggy babylons all the time, which led to the passing of the new law.
Members of the public have been mysteriously falling ill in recent weeks. A mystery bug was suspected at first but it's now believed to have been caused by Bex repeatedly getting her manky melons out.
Ever since she narrowly escaped eviction, the housemate has developed another nauseating habit, that of self-consciously looking into the cameras every few seconds.
Bex has told fellow housemates she believes she'll get lots of magazine offers when she leaves the house. But spokesmen for Nuts, Zoo, FHM and Loaded have already said there's more chance of Ann Widdecombe appearing on their front covers.